lastofthetimeladies: colinfirth: buttpower: you never really know someone until you play uno with them and the motherfuckin asshole hits you with a draw four #friendship has no place at the uno table #i swear uno doesn’t seem intense and then you play it #and it’s the most intense thing you have ever played
fandomsessed: getthefrigginsalt: fuelthelies: Plot Twist: They don’t light the torch they light a stove, and boil a giant pot of tea.
aworldwithoutbatman: gordon—bennett: iamsleeping: hortonhearsadoctorwho: I’m so confused by Britian right now. It’s like when you think you know someone and they’re this quiet reserved person. And then you go to a party they’ve thrown and they’re really drunk and half naked, on a table twirling their shirt over their head. it’s funny how other countries don’t know about our...
london: hey i just met you
london: and this is crazy
london: but for our olympic opening ceremony we honored the internet and built a 40 foot voldemort
london: so fuck you beijing
I'm so damn proud to be British right now.
And the result of the opening ceremony: Great...
Why I Love My Mother
Politician at door: (blah blah blah)...and my strong commitment to traditional family values, as my wife of 28 years will attest.
Shade's mom: Sir, I don't care if you have orgies every Tuesday night so long as you get your job done.
Shade's mom: Also, if "traditional family values" is a sneaky way of saying "anti-gay marriage stance," you should know that my daughter is bisexual, and if I never get to cry at her wedding because some law you passed made her wedding illegal, I will personally see that your wife of 28 years has a lesbian awakening in time for you to discover the virtues of traditional divorce.
Politician: ...you have yourself a nice day, m'am.
whenthesuspenderscomeoff: it’s weird how being a pussy is weak and having balls means you’re tough i mean punch me in the uterus and i will be fine i’m used to that shit once a month come at me but if i kick you in the balls you are down my man you are down hard
It does not do well to dwell on dreams and forget to live.– J.K. Rowling (Albus Dumbledore)
have-a-happy-period-always: shoutout to all the people who ask the awkward questions on yahoo answers so that we don’t have to
For your heart and your mind I'll stay with you...
[[MORE]]On the train back to Bath. And it’s full of happy people and couples and I’m just sat here trying to hold back tears. I don’t know how anything is going to go back to how it was. All I know is that I don’t want this to be the end. My mum just told me that how I am right now, that this is not me. But she doesn’t understand. She doesn’t understand how...
Its amazing how quickly everything can change.
When you love someone but it goes to waste.– Fix You ,Coldplay (via glowever)
If you love something let it go.. if it comes back its yours.– (via xxxniknikxxx)
I feel so fucking stupid right now.
Scratch what I said before. Bath is not going to be a good place to go back to.